Transcript
[Panel 1] (At a nearby watering hole...)
Matt the Henchman: I don’t get it! You’re the highest-ranked hench in the biz! What’s got you down?!
[Panel 2] (Argus the Minotaur sighs, sitting at the bar with Matt, drinking beer.)
Argus the Minotaur: sigh I used to hench with a woman. She was… amazing.
[Panel 3] (Flashback of Argus thinking about the past.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): I couldn’t bring myself to tell her how I felt about her because it woulda wrecked our working relationship.
[Panel 4] (Flashback continues.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): When she got promoted, I left henching and just… kicked around for a while.
[Panel 5] (Another flashback, showing Argus sneakily capturing Lightning Lady from behind.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): After years of trying to forget her, I decided to give it one more try.
[Panel 6] (Argus and Lightning Lady sit next to each other, playing video games.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): Now I’m back where I started. I’m henching again, and she’s close enough to touch, but too far to hold.
*Caption: After a brief stint at the Silver Agency.
[Panel 7] (Back at the bar, Matt looks at Argus.)
Matt the Henchman: So… what? You’re just gonna suffer in silence?
[Panel 8] (Argus grins sadly.)
Argus the Minotaur: Trust me. You do not want to hear a minotaur suffer out loud.
VILF Shirt, PREORDERS!It’s time to get this show on the road! I’ve opened up
preorders for the VILF shirt!
They will be black T-shirts, available in sizes Medium, Large, Extra-Large and Double-X-L.
There is nothing printed on the back or on the sleeves.
I’m also offering a women’s fitted “babydoll” T-shirt in Small, Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL.
If I get enough preorders to justify printing the shirts, I will place the order with the silkscreener and have the shirts printed and then ship them out.
If there are NOT enough preorders to justify a print run, your money will be completely REFUNDED.
All preorders will receive a complimentary Evil Inc desktop wallpaper.