Evil Inc – February 25, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
Panel 1
(Exterior of an office building, music notes are floating out of a window.)
Caption: The following day...
Panel 2
(Inside the office, Miss Match looks distressed, covering her ears. Lightning Lady is also covering her ears. Through a glass window, Jeremy is seen playing a clarinet for Cassie Cruz, who sits at her desk.)
Miss Match: What’s that horrible noise?!
Panel 3
(Miss Match and Lightning Lady continue covering their ears in agony.)
Miss Match: Jeremy has been playing for Cassie for hours!
Panel 4
(Close-up of Miss Match and Lightning Lady, both wincing from the sound.)
Miss Match: This is terrible!
Lightning Lady: Tell me about it...
Panel 5
(Inside Cassie’s office, Jeremy enthusiastically plays the clarinet, with music notes filling the air. Cassie sits at her desk, looking unimpressed. A cobra in a basket, presumably meant to be charmed, looks just as miserable.)
Lightning Lady (off-panel, in a thought box): Just our luck we got a tone-deaf cobra!
VILF Shirt, Part SixThe fans have spoken! I really have to thank you guys! This shirt was your idea from the start, and you’ve guided the design every step of the way. And I have to say, it really looks tight! This bad boy will soon be available for pre-orders. Here’s a look at the final design. I will be adding a small line of type underneath for copyright and URL stuff, but for the most part this is it.
It will be a black, cotton T-shirt with a single, silkscreen print on the front. Nothing on the back or sleeves.
Are there any women interested in a fitted T-shirt or a “baby doll” T-shirt? If so, give me some details and I’ll try to make that happen. Otherwise, I’m going to shoot for the standard M, L, XL, and 2XL sizes.
VILF Shirt, Part SixThe fans have spoken! I really have to thank you guys! This shirt was your idea from the start, and you’ve guided the design every step of the way. And I have to say, it really looks tight! This bad boy will soon be available for pre-orders. Here’s a look at the final design. I will be adding a small line of type underneath for copyright and URL stuff, but for the most part this is it. 
