The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
VILF Shirt, Part SixThe fans have spoken! I really have to thank you guys! This shirt was your idea from the start, and you’ve guided the design every step of the way. And I have to say, it really looks tight! This bad boy will soon be available for pre-orders. Here’s a look at the final design. I will be adding a small line of type underneath for copyright and URL stuff, but for the most part this is it.
It will be a black, cotton T-shirt with a single, silkscreen print on the front. Nothing on the back or sleeves.
Are there any women interested in a fitted T-shirt or a “baby doll” T-shirt? If so, give me some details and I’ll try to make that happen. Otherwise, I’m going to shoot for the standard M, L, XL, and 2XL sizes.
VILF Shirt, Part SixThe fans have spoken! I really have to thank you guys! This shirt was your idea from the start, and you’ve guided the design every step of the way. And I have to say, it really looks tight! This bad boy will soon be available for pre-orders. Here’s a look at the final design. I will be adding a small line of type underneath for copyright and URL stuff, but for the most part this is it. 
