Chapter 16 | Page 12a: Going to the mat

Transcript

Evil Inc comic – April 14, 2025

Panel 1: Cassie is at a coffee shop when her assistant, Jeremy texts her.
Jeremy (text): We need to talk about your office redesign.
Cassie (text): What redesign?

Panel 2:
Jeremy (text): …specifically, the carpet
Cassie (text): WHAT carpet??

Panel 3:
Jeremy (text): When you get back to the office, you’ll see…
Cassie (text): On my way.

Panel 4: Cassie stands in shock at the entrance to her office. All of her furniture has sunk several feet into the carpet. Jeremy is in the middle of the room, sunk to his neck.
Cassie: What the hell?!?
Jeremy: Please hurry… Getting shagged to death is less fun than it sounds.

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