Chapter 16 | Page 11a: Like coming home again… and again…

Transcript

Evil Inc – April 8, 2024
By Brad J. Guigar

[Panel 1: Caption: "Back at the safehouse..."]
Angus the Minotaur stands shirtless, wearing a green plaid kilt and holding a mug. A woman in a green blouse confronts him.
Lethal Librarian: "Wait... so, you were cheating on her... with her?!"

[Panel 2]
Close-up of Angus and the woman. Angus looks surprised and defensive.
Angus: "I'm sorry... we should prep your upcoming scheme—"
Lethal Librarian (interrupting): "No way! This is some serious Stanislaw Lem* s#it right here! What happened next?"
(*Caption: "Author of 'Solaris.'")

[Panel 3: Caption: "Well..."]
An exterior shot of a brownstone building. Lightning Lady storms out, slamming the door behind her. Sound effects: "SLAM", "tinkle", "Good DAMN it!"

[Panel 4]
Inside, Angus catches the blonde woman and hurls her against a wall.
Angus: "If you're not the real Lightning Lady, what are you doing here?!"
Sound effect: "WHUMP"

[Panel 5]
Angus and the blonde woman face each other.
Alternate-universe Lightning Lady: "I've been trapped in this dimension for years. In my reality, you and I got married."

[Panel 6]
Angus and the blonde woman sit close together, talking emotionally.
Alternate-universe Lightning Lady: "I've been looking for you for so long! Last night, in your arms, it felt like coming home..."

[Panel 7]
She leans into him with a sly smile.
Alternate-universe Lightning Lady: "...and you made that happen, like, nine or ten times!"
Her shirt reads: “Between the Covers Where the Magic Happens.”

52 Web site

DC Comics has been having a lot of fun with its 52 Web site, a site created to help readers follow 52, the comic series that will unfold this year, chronicling the aftermath of Infinite Crisis.

Check out the TV listings from the Daily Planet’s Senior Entertainment Columnist:

WGBS Announces Summer Season

Metropolis, May 17 — Last week, the series finale of “The Worst Wing” – a fictionalized version of the Luthor Administration – got its biggest ratings ever for a two-hour special where President Rex Boother pardoned himself on his way out of the Oval Office, only to be killed in an accident involving a lobbyist’s limo.

SPECIAL:
CRISIS OF INFINITE MIRTH
Comedians claiming to be from different dimensions offer their humorous looks at race, relationships and superheroes in a benefit for Star City.

SERIES PREMIERE:
LEADER OF THE BAND: SCARE TACTICS
Following last summer’s surprisingly popular reality show about the revived 1970s band Great Frog, this incarnation follows the cult-favorite “monster rock” phenomenon Scare Tactics as they look for a new lead singer. In the debut, singer Susie Kavanaugh has a voice unlike any the band has ever heard… but will being a soul-draining banshee keep her in the running, or make her the first contestant to be eliminated?

RETURNING SERIES:
I WANT A HOUSE! NO, A BIGGER HOUSE!
Master carpenter Roger Gail and country singer Alison Stevens travel the country, creating homes for people who need them. In the heartbreaking premiere, it’s a family who fled Bludhaven. Does a townhouse in Coast City offer them a second chance, or just a sad reminder of what they’ve lost?

GOOD KNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK
The sitcom about King Arthur’s trusted squire (Kevin McKinley) working at a Medieval-themed restaurant in 21st-century Metropolis returns for a third season. In the premiere, Sir Tristan decides to reveal his true background to his best friend, “mead wench” Traci (Alyssa Barrett) but will she believe him? Plus, comedian Frankie Sennett makes one of his popular cameos as Tristan’s meddling Uncle Modred.

MOVIE:
THE NEW FRONTIER
Director Darwyn Cooke’s award-winning 2004 epic about superheroics during the Kennedy era makes its network-television debut. HDTV viewers can enjoy the movie with enhanced “Absolute” features.

TV MOVIE:
INTERAMERICAN
Fact-based drama follows a suburban advertising executive (Gregg Rice) who quits his job and drives across country in search of the daughter he never knew he had… because her mother was his girlfriend on a parallel Earth.