Transcript
Evil Inc by Brad Guigar
Jan. 28, 2025
Panel 1:
(Setting: An office at the Fairmount City branch of Evil Inc. Catnip, a blonde woman in a tight blue catsuit and visor, storms into the room angrily. Iron Dragon, a man in a purple and black villain costume, sits at a desk looking confused.)
Catnip: "MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE?! Since when do we have a MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE?!"
Iron Dragon: "What are you talking about?"
Panel 2:
(Catnip gestures as she explains.)
Catnip: "You know that Evil Mime that Captain Heroic thwarted downtown last week? He was my client."
Panel 3:
Catnip: "He says our branch now offers your money back if our products or services fail!"
Panel 4:
Catnip: "If he gets his money back, I lose my commission!"
Iron Dragon: "That's… that’s infuriating!"
Panel 5:
(Iron Dragon, now angrier, leans toward Catnip.)
Iron Dragon: "You're SALARIED! Howcome YOU get a commission?!?"
Blank Label Comics garnered 11 nominations in the 2006 Web Cartoonists’ Choice Awards, which were announced
yesterday.
Starslip Crisis, by Kristofer Straub, took 5 nominations — Outstanding Newcomer, Outstanding Black-and-White Art, Outstanding Use of Flash, Outstanding Web Design, and Outstanding Science Fiction Comic.
Kris earned a
sixth nod for his writing on Starslip Crisis, Checkerboard Nightmare, and Modern Humor Authority.
Wapsi Square, by Paul Taylor, earned two nominations: One for Outstanding Black-and-White Art and another for Outstanding Character Art.
Shortpacked!, by David Willis, got two nods: One for Outstanding Comedic Comic and another for Outstanding Web Design.
Ugly Hill, by Paul Southworth, was nominated for Outstanding Character Art.
Voting for the Webcartoonists’ Choice Awards began on June 12 and will end on July 10. The winners will be announced July 17.
