Chapter 16 | Page 2a: Commission impossible

The Wrong Way

I've launched a new show with my friends Dave Kellett and Kevin McShane — The Wrong Way. We try to draw off-model versions of popular characters and roast each other mercilessly in the process! Here's our first episode!


Transcript

Evil Inc by Brad Guigar

Jan. 28, 2025

Panel 1:
(Setting: An office at the Fairmount City branch of Evil Inc. Catnip, a blonde woman in a tight blue catsuit and visor, storms into the room angrily. Iron Dragon, a man in a purple and black villain costume, sits at a desk looking confused.)

Catnip: "MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE?! Since when do we have a MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE?!"

Iron Dragon: "What are you talking about?"

Panel 2:
(Catnip gestures as she explains.)

Catnip: "You know that Evil Mime that Captain Heroic thwarted downtown last week? He was my client."

Panel 3:

Catnip: "He says our branch now offers your money back if our products or services fail!"

Panel 4:

Catnip: "If he gets his money back, I lose my commission!"

Iron Dragon: "That's… that’s infuriating!"

Panel 5:
(Iron Dragon, now angrier, leans toward Catnip.)

Iron Dragon: "You're SALARIED! Howcome YOU get a commission?!?"

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