Transcript
[Panel 1]
(Cassie Cruz is helping her assistant, Jeremy, up off the floor. A tipped-over box and a ringing phone are beside them.)
Cassie: I haven’t seen anyone use Quickshag™ in ages!
These assassination attempts are getting worse!
[Panel 2]
(Cassie bends down as Jeremy reaches into the carpet.)
Cassie: Hold on...
[Panel 3]
(Jeremy, kneeling, pulls a landline-style phone out of the carpet and speaks nervously as Cassie stands behind him.)
Jeremy: Hello, this is—
Oh, yes.
Right away...
[Panel 4]
(Jeremy hands the phone to Cassie.)
Jeremy: It’s a very powerful-sounding woman, and she’s absolutely furious!
[Panel 5]
(Cassie looks annoyed as she takes the phone.)
Cassie: I told you... no personal calls at the office...
Jeremy: No... it’s for you...
[Panel 6]
(Close-up of Cassie and Jeremy. Cassie glares as Jeremy smirks.)
Cassie: I’d punish you for being a smart ass...
If you didn’t enjoy it so much.
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I just caught a hilarious movie on iFilm.com! It’s called
Tim Warner: A Life In The Clouds. Its a comedy about a bad cartoonist who does a lame daily comic strip. (think Ziggy, Garfield, etc…). When his comic is taken out of the paper and replaced by a more “edgier” political strip (think Mallard Fillmore, Boondocks, etc) the two cartoonist must battle it out!
It’s a little long at 36 minutes, but it’s well worth the time. If you’ve ever winced at hokey comics like Marmaduke and Ziggy, you’re going to love this. It was clearly made by people who
love comic strips. These guys nailed it. I’m telling you, I laughed out loud.
And they even got Berke Breathed to do a cameo.
The movie itself has a
Web site, that’s worth checking out as well.
[Edit: The movie has some profanity. Also, I’m told that FilmThreat gave it a bad review. Boo on you, FilmThreat, I say boo on you!]
