Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
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Since we didn’t get to it yesterday, we pick up where the previous podcast left off and talk about our favorite Christmas movies. We each have a Top-3 list prepared, but, of course, max found a way to sneak a few more movies in.
Show notes
The voice actors I was struggling to remember were
Harold Peary and
Morey Amsterdam. Both provided voices for one of my favorite Christmas TV specials — Rudolph’s Shiny New Year. And — to my great disdain — I forgot the other magnificent voices that made that special so special. They are:
Good fanboys and geek girls will immediately recognize Frank Gorshin’s voice from his stint as the Riddler on the ’60s
Batman TV series. Paul Frees? He was Bullwinkle’s foil, Boris*. And Don Messick was Scooby Doo, Papa Smurf (TV), and Dr. Benton Quest. Red Skelton was a vaudeville-age comedian who successfully made the transition to radio and then TV. (Although some stories characterize him as much kinder on-stage than we was off-stage.)
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* Thank you to the kind reader who pointed out that I had mistakenly credited Frees as Tigger. That was, of course, Paul Winchell.
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Since we didn’t get to it yesterday, we pick up where the previous podcast left off and talk about our favorite Christmas movies. We each have a Top-3 list prepared, but, of course, max found a way to sneak a few more movies in.
