Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Hey Comics — Kids! Episode 22: Godzilla!

Hey Comics Kids podcast logoBe sure to visit our Patreon page! (patreon.com/heycomicskids ) With the announcement that Toho Studios is working on the first Godzilla movie since 2004’s Godzilla: Final Wars, we talk about everything ‘Zilla. We wonder if it will be as good as last year’s Godzilla movie released by Warner Bros — or better. And we list some of our favorite monsters who have fought against and alongside the Big G.

Show notes

I think I had it exactly backwards. The Toho Godzilla movie is slated for 2016, and the Warner Bros sequel to its Godzilla franchise is planned for 2018. I’ve had a lifelong fascination with Godzilla. This Evil Inc blog post recaps some memorable cameos of the monster in my comics. In 2000, on the eve of Toho’s Godzilla: 2000, the Philadelphia Daily News published this commemorative poster of Godzilla that I created. It includes a filmography, trivia, monsters and more. Interested in that Godzilla video game we mentioned? It’s right here: Godzilla Unleashed – Nintendo Wii We never did get around to discussing our favorite Christmas movie, so I know what we’ll be talking about tomorrow! Support us on Patreon — the money will be sent to an account earmarked for the boys’ education. Subscribe to us on iTunes — and please take some time to rate the show and leave a friendly comment! That’s gonna help us climb the iTunes charts!  Follow us on Evil Inc. Don’t like iTunes? No problem-o. Just follow this feed and you’ll get every update as it happens. Follow us on Blubrry — another iTunes alternative with great programming for you to enjoy. Discover it today! Follow us on Stitcher — yet another way to get the podcast. As always, thanks to the U.S. Army Blues Band for our theme music!