Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
I love vampires. Always have; always will.
So it’s no surprise that the bloodsuckers have turned up more-than-occasionally in the halls of Evil Inc.
Here are a few of my favorites.
The very first week of Evil Inc
In a storyline that started
alllll the way back in May of 2005, Lightning Lady, former
Greystone Inn secretary, goes to Evil Inc to get a job. During the interview, she discovers (
above) that the company’s Marketing Department is largely staffed by vampires.
Blood drives and other parties
Since then, the fangs have been bared at Evil Inc fairly often.
For example,
there was a blood drive at the office. You can probably guess who that attracted…
And, of course, there was
the meeting of V.L.A.D. — the Vampire League for Anti-Defamation.
And this standalone — one of my favorites for its subtle darkness.
All week I will be highlighting Halloween comics from years past.
I’ll also take just a moment to tell you about my special Halloween comic that collects the best Halloween-themed stories from 13 —
thirteen — years of my comics. You’ll get spooky specials for Greystone Inn, Evil Inc and Phables — 80 pages of chuckles and chills!
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