Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
In this episode of
15 Min Max, I tell my 8-year-old about the rumors that Robert Downey Jr will join the cast of
Captain America 3 under a
Civil War-inspired storyline. His enthusiasm is predictable. We talk about the Civil War storyline — most of which he understands from playing
Marvel’s Ultimate Alliance 2. We discuss the philosophical differences between Cap’s civil liberties stand and Stark’s law-and-order position. And I ask Max the Big Question — which side would
he take?
If you’d like to support the show,
we’ve started a Patreon page for it.
Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. We are now proudly sporting a 5-star rating on iTunes, and we have four awesome comments. The boys are super-proud (and so’s their dad). So please consider subscribing to
Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the
15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called
Smart, Alex, and the main podcast,
Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us.
If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com
Subscribe to us on iTunes — and, please leave a rating and a friendly comment for the boys.
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In this episode of 15 Min Max, I tell my 8-year-old about the rumors that Robert Downey Jr will join the cast of Captain America 3 under a Civil War-inspired storyline. His enthusiasm is predictable. We talk about the Civil War storyline — most of which he understands from playing Marvel’s Ultimate Alliance 2. We discuss the philosophical differences between Cap’s civil liberties stand and Stark’s law-and-order position. And I ask Max the Big Question — which side would he take?
If you’d like to support the show, we’ve started a Patreon page for it.
Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. We are now proudly sporting a 5-star rating on iTunes, and we have four awesome comments. The boys are super-proud (and so’s their dad). So please consider subscribing to Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the 15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called Smart, Alex, and the main podcast, Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us.
If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com
