Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Posted on March 13, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Smart Alex: Age of Ultron trailer and SHIELD

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Brad Guigar
Alex reviews the leaked Age of Ultron trailer — and we discuss the possibility of a new *darker* Avengers! Then, we catch up on the latest couple of episodes of Marvels Agent’s of SHIELD. We’re excited about the addition of Mockingbird, and we’re happy to see Agent Simmons back on the bus where she belongs! If you’d like to support the show, we’ve started a Patreon page for it. Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. We are now proudly sporting a 5-star rating on iTunes, and we have four awesome comments. The boys are super-proud (and so’s their dad). So please consider subscribing to Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the 15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called Smart, Alex, and the main podcast, Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us. If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com Subscribe to us on iTunes — and, please leave a rating and a friendly comment for the boys.  Follow us on Evil Inc Follow us on Blubrry Follow us on Stitcher