[Panel 1] (Caption: A few nights later, Angus checks in with his employer, the Lethal Librarian.) Angus: Yes, ma’am, I’m nearly finished stocking the safehouse.
[Panel 2] Angus (on the phone): You didn’t warn me about Mrs. Elliot. She thinks I’m a cow! She keeps insisting I leave quarts of milk on her front stoop.
[Panel 3] (Close-up of the Lethal Librarian on the phone, looking incredulous.) Lethal Librarian: That’s ridiculous! You don’t have udders!
[Panel 4] (Caption: "There was only one way to make her stop.") (Angus is seen sneaking up Mrs. Elliot’s stairs at night, placing bottles of white liquid on her doorstep.)
[Panel 5] (Lethal Librarian, shocked on the phone.) Lethal Librarian:Great Gutenberg’s ghost! You didn’t! Angus: I didn’t… but I’m putting her dairy bill on your account. (Angus is in the kitchen, pouring milk into bottles.)
[Panel 6] (Sound effect: knock knock*) Angus (on phone): I’ll call you back. (He turns toward the door.) Angus: Someone’s at the door.
[Panel 7] (Angus answers the door to see Lightning Lady standing outside.) Angus:LIGHTNING LADY!
Lightning Lady:You’ll never believe what your neighbor asked me to do…
When your 8-year-old wakes you up in the morning by singing (to the tune of the Frozen song) “Do you wanna make a podcaaaaaaaaast?” … you know you’re gonna be talking movies.
Right after you get a cup of coffee.
This morning, on our drive to school, we decided to talk about Halloween movies. We discussed all the greats — Plan 9 From Outer Space, Hotel Transylvania, Nosferatu, Monster Squad, Nightmare Before Christmas, Mad Monster Party and more! And the last three minutes of the show had me laughing so hard, I had to pull the car over. It’s priceless.
