Transcript
Evil Inc by Brad Guigar
Jan. 21, 2025
Panel 1:
A building labeled "FNN" (Fairmount News Network) is shown with a banner displaying the network's logo. A yellow narration box reads:
Narration: "You’d never know it, but the Fairmount News Network is in chaos."
Panel 2:
Inside an office with multiple desks, workers look panicked and distressed. Some hold their heads, others gesture as if shouting, and a security guard seems trapped. Speech bubbles are empty.
Narration: "Inside: panic, pain, and pandemonium... without a peep!"
Narration: "Workers are trapped at their desks, unable to phone for help."
Narration: "Security guards are stuck inside invisible constraints."
Panel 3:
A dramatic reveal shows a mime in a black beret, striped shirt, and suspenders stepping forward with a menacing pose. A large caption introduces him:
Narration: "Presently, the menace behind the mayhem steps out of the shadows..."
Large Text: "The ANTI-VOXXER"
Footnote: "Note: 'Vox' is Latin for 'voice.'"
Panel 4:
The newsroom set is shown with anchors being blown away by a mysterious indoor wind, while the mime approaches.
Narration: "A mysterious indoor wind blows the anchors away from the news desk as he approaches!"
Narration: "He has the rapt attention of the city — and the nation!"
Panel 5:
The Anti-Voxxer gestures dramatically while holding a piece of paper. On-screen text identifies the situation.
Narration: "There have been better-thought-out schemes..."
Breaking News Caption: "BREAKING: EVIL MIME HIJACKS STUDIO - DELIVERS MANIFESTO ON AIR"
Time Stamp: "1:35 P.M."
In this episode of
15 Min Max, my 8-year-old decides he’d like to talk about Pokemon during our drive to school. That is, if he can get me to stop pontificating on Philadelphia road rules long enough. So I pitched Top-5 list: The Top 5 Pokemons he would like to eat lunch with. He did surprisingly well — for such an odd topic.
Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. We are now rated with a 5-star rating on iTunes, and we have four awesome comments. The boys are super-proud (and so’s their dad). And please consider subscribing to
Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the
15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called
Smart, Alex, and the main podcast,
Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us.
If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com
Subscribe to us on iTunes — and, please leave a rating and a friendly comment for the boys.
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In this episode of 15 Min Max, my 8-year-old decides he’d like to talk about Pokemon during our drive to school. That is, if he can get me to stop pontificating on Philadelphia road rules long enough. So I pitched Top-5 list: The Top 5 Pokemons he would like to eat lunch with. He did surprisingly well — for such an odd topic.
Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. We are now rated with a 5-star rating on iTunes, and we have four awesome comments. The boys are super-proud (and so’s their dad). And please consider subscribing to Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the 15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called Smart, Alex, and the main podcast, Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us.
If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com
