Transcript
Evil Inc – March 18, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
[Panel 1]
(Caption: A few nights later, Angus checks in with his employer, the Lethal Librarian.)
Angus: Yes, ma’am, I’m nearly finished stocking the safehouse.
[Panel 2]
Angus (on the phone): You didn’t warn me about Mrs. Elliot. She thinks I’m a cow!
She keeps insisting I leave quarts of milk on her front stoop.
[Panel 3]
(Close-up of the Lethal Librarian on the phone, looking incredulous.)
Lethal Librarian: That’s ridiculous! You don’t have udders!
[Panel 4]
(Caption: "There was only one way to make her stop.")
(Angus is seen sneaking up Mrs. Elliot’s stairs at night, placing bottles of white liquid on her doorstep.)
[Panel 5]
(Lethal Librarian, shocked on the phone.)
Lethal Librarian: Great Gutenberg’s ghost! You didn’t!
Angus: I didn’t… but I’m putting her dairy bill on your account.
(Angus is in the kitchen, pouring milk into bottles.)
[Panel 6]
(Sound effect: knock knock*)
Angus (on phone): I’ll call you back.
(He turns toward the door.)
Angus: Someone’s at the door.
[Panel 7]
(Angus answers the door to see Lightning Lady standing outside.)
Angus: LIGHTNING LADY!
Lightning Lady: You’ll never believe what your neighbor asked me to do…
As the gentle pitter-pat of raindrops serenade us on our drive to school, the boys and I review the first episode of
Marvels Agents of SHIELD — and it’s a strong start to the show’s second season. Alex has a lot to say about this show — and for good reason. He was a fervent admirer of the series since its inception. And to be honest, if he hadn’t insisted that we stick with the show, I would have bailed midway through the first season.
But I honestly believe that this kid
willed the show to be good. And by the end of the first season, his faith was rewarded. Max, on the other hand, has never sat through an entire episode.
But rest assured, he has opinions nonetheless. By the truckload.
Spoilers ahead! We discuss the first episode of the second season, make some predictions for the upcoming season — and we even prognosticate what these events mean for the larger Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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As the gentle pitter-pat of raindrops serenade us on our drive to school, the boys and I review the first episode of Marvels Agents of SHIELD — and it’s a strong start to the show’s second season. Alex has a lot to say about this show — and for good reason. He was a fervent admirer of the series since its inception. And to be honest, if he hadn’t insisted that we stick with the show, I would have bailed midway through the first season.
But I honestly believe that this kid willed the show to be good. And by the end of the first season, his faith was rewarded. Max, on the other hand, has never sat through an entire episode.
But rest assured, he has opinions nonetheless. By the truckload.
Spoilers ahead! We discuss the first episode of the second season, make some predictions for the upcoming season — and we even prognosticate what these events mean for the larger Marvel Cinematic Universe.
