Transcript
Evil Inc comic – April 10, 2025
Panel 1:
Narration: And once again, to the Evil Inc breakroom…
Miss Match: So… you’re just gonna give up on Angus—just like THAT?!?
Panel 2:
Lightning Lady: Angus is a wonderful man.
Lightning Lady: He deserves someone like her.
Panel 3:
Miss Match (yelling): YOU ARE SOMEONE LIKE HER!
Lightning Lady: You know what I mean…
Panel 4:
Lightning Lady (crying): She’s everything that’s good about me—without the baggage.
Panel 5:
Miss Match: If she was everything good about you…
Miss Match (continued, off-panel): …she would be the one walking away…
I woke up with this cool idea, and it wouldn’t leave me along until I brought it into the world. There’s this cool poster floating around that just features the front doors of houses. It’s really beautifully done.
And, in doing some of the final processing for the next Evil Inc book, I started to see those Saturday “hallway” gags as the perfect resource for a similar layout.

It turned out really nice! I uploaded it to
my Redbubble site, where you can order it as a poster, canvas print, framed print, metal print — even a greeting card! And each of those categories has several sizes they’re available in.
While I was at it, I uploaded
the popular Ninjavitis cartoon as a print. If you’re a dentist or dental hygienist — or if you just know of someone who fantasizes over cuspids — this would look awesome on their office wall.