Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Stretch goal announced!

I’ve announced the first Stretch Goal for the 8th Evil Inc graphic novel! The best part about it is this — you don’t need to spend a dime to help us push past this goal! Every tweet, share, like, Tumblr post, etc. gets us that much closer! So warm those clicking fingers up, henchpeople! Stretch_01 If we cross $11K, all of the backers for the new Evil Inc graphic novel will get free Guigar laugh ringtones! PLUS all backers who earned original art will be able to pick the strip they want (based on availability). Two of the ringtones are pulled directly from the infamous “Laugh Track” episode of Webcomics Weekly in which a computer glitch caused my laugh to loop infinitely — nearly killing co-hosts Scott Kurtz and Kris Straub. These ringtones can be easily downloaded to iPhones and Android smartphones. If you haven’t signed up to support this graphic novel, you’ve only got a few more days, so go over to the site, check out all of the cool swag you could get, and help us reach this goal!