Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Tales from the Con – 24-Hour Comics Day

TFTC2-131--3 Time for an all-new Tales From The Con, a weekly comic for Emerald City Comicon that I write and the talented Chris Guarrusso illustrates. This week, we take a look at 24-Hour Comics Day. I’ve been somewhat eye-rolley about the event in my webcomics-tutorial site in the past. But the question stands: Are you participating in a 24-Hour Comics Day event? If you’re not an artist, do you plan to attend an event to watch for a while? Click on the comic above to see today’s TFTC to find out how I feel about the event. Oh, and while you’re there, check out the new comic at the Emerald City Comicon Web site. This one is written by Chris Giarrusso and Gregg Schigiel and illustrated by Erik Thomson. It follows the adventure of the two ECCC mascots, the Emerald City Crusaders. It’s called Emerald City Crusader Chronicles, and it looks awesome!

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