Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
There are a lot of great new features that come with this dandy new site design — and there are more to come.
But while everything has that new-site smell, take a minute to look around.
Comments
Directly under the comic is a link to the Comments section. This is a big improvement over the previous site. It’s easy, quick and painless to start or join a conversation about the day’s strip.
Place a bookmark
I love this. If you’re reading through the archives and want to save your place, click TAG PAGE under the “Place a Bookmark” header at the top of the left-hand column. Next time you come back to the tag, click GO TO TAG, and, presto — you’re back to where you left off!
The store
Getting my online store up and running is my top priority. In the meantime, if you’d like to buy a book, order a commission, or just throw dollar bills my way, hit the e-mail link above the comic (it looks like an envelope… get it?) and we’ll find a way to make that happen.
There’s more to come. And some things you can see need to be cleaned-up. For example, the storyline dropdown is once again functional. But I have to go through a couple thousand strips and organize them into chapters. So, that’s going to take a couple days before it’s completely useful. The About page is going to get an overhaul, too.
In the meantime, give the new site a test drive. There’s more ways to enjoy the strip — which is significantly bigger on the new layout — and more ways to get involved in the world of Evil Inc!