Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
Wow. This has been an incredible month. We’ve got a lot to cover, so let’s get right down to it.
This site
As of today, I am losing my Web hosting, which had been previously handled by Dumbrella Hosting. Dumbrella was very good to me for many, many years, and the split is an amicable one. In the short term, it’s going to mean that many of the site’s usual features will be missing. But they’ll return gradually. Better yet, I have access to some really exciting new features that I can’t wait to put into action! For example, check out those social-media buttons along the top of the comic! Feel free to tweet, Like, and otherwise post the heck out of the comic whenever you feel like it!
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The “Webcomics Handbook” Kickstarter
In case you hadn’t heard, I’m running a Kickstarter campaign to fund the publishing of my new book, “The Webcomics Handbook.” We reached full funding in three days, so I’ve offered some stretch goals you may enjoy — like the return of Webcomics Weekly for a limited engagement.
Find out all about it.
The July comic
The monthly digital Evil Inc comic book will be sadly delayed. I’m afraid running the Kickstarter and switching hosts and redesigning the Web site with a new Content management System has thoroughly kicked by behind. If you’re a subscriber to the series, though, you’ll not only get an early edition of the comic, but you’ll also get a special download as my way of apologizing for missing the deadline. The comic will be available soon!