Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Comics Previews: Dec. 3


NOTE: Due to last week’s Thanksgiving holiday, comics will arrive on Thursday, Dec. 3, this week. The Five to Pull / One to Pass will post as usual on Wednesday.

Courtesy of Comic Book Resources:

Marvel Comics

Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse – Eecutioner #2
Black Widow & The Marvel Girls #1
Captain America; Theater of War: Prisoners of Duty #1
Dark Avengers Annual #1
Deadpool Team-Up #898
Fall of the Hulks Alpha #1
Iron Man: Requiem #1
Iron Man Vs. Whiplash #1
The Marvel’s Project #4
Nova #32
Psylocke #2
Siege: The Cabal #1
Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without A Face #1
Starr The Slayer #4
Strange #2
Thor #604
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #5
Uncanny X-Men #518
What If? Secret Invasion #1
X-Babies #3
X-Force Annual #1

Image Comics:

Existence 3.0 #1
Invincible Presents: Atom Eve and Rex Splode #2
One Model Nation
Savage Dragon #155
The Sword #20

Dark Horse

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Slaves of the Republic
Robert E. Howard Chronicles Slipcase
Misery Obscura: The Photography of Eerie Von
Drawing Down the Moon: The Art of Charles Vess
Dr. Grordbort Presents: Victory
Crossing the Empty Quarter
The Chronicles of Kull Vol. 1: A King Comes Riding
Beanworld Book 3: Remember Here When You Are There!
Empowered Special: The Wench Witha Million Sighs
Aliens #4
365 Samurai and a Few Bowls of Rice

Courtesy of Newsarama:

DC

JSA All-Stars #1