Transcript
Evil Inc – March 18, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
[Panel 1]
(Caption: A few nights later, Angus checks in with his employer, the Lethal Librarian.)
Angus: Yes, ma’am, I’m nearly finished stocking the safehouse.
[Panel 2]
Angus (on the phone): You didn’t warn me about Mrs. Elliot. She thinks I’m a cow!
She keeps insisting I leave quarts of milk on her front stoop.
[Panel 3]
(Close-up of the Lethal Librarian on the phone, looking incredulous.)
Lethal Librarian: That’s ridiculous! You don’t have udders!
[Panel 4]
(Caption: "There was only one way to make her stop.")
(Angus is seen sneaking up Mrs. Elliot’s stairs at night, placing bottles of white liquid on her doorstep.)
[Panel 5]
(Lethal Librarian, shocked on the phone.)
Lethal Librarian: Great Gutenberg’s ghost! You didn’t!
Angus: I didn’t… but I’m putting her dairy bill on your account.
(Angus is in the kitchen, pouring milk into bottles.)
[Panel 6]
(Sound effect: knock knock*)
Angus (on phone): I’ll call you back.
(He turns toward the door.)
Angus: Someone’s at the door.
[Panel 7]
(Angus answers the door to see Lightning Lady standing outside.)
Angus: LIGHTNING LADY!
Lightning Lady: You’ll never believe what your neighbor asked me to do…
If you’ve been following my
Twitter feed, you know that I decided two Saturdays ago that I wanted to make a Dr. Strange costume for Halloween.
Sure, I could have stayed with
last year’s Dr. Octopus costume, but I was feeling like I wanted a challenge.
So I got some fabric, fabric glue, iron-on hem sealer, and a few other materials and began building my Dr. Strange outfit.
My older son was Wolverine and my younger son was… well, originally he was Darth Vader, then he was Princess Leia, and, five minutes before leaving to go trick-or-treating, he wound up in last year’s tattered Spider-Man outfit.
We hosted a party of about nine kids under eight years old and their parents, and we had a wonderful time.
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