Transcript
Evil Inc – March 20, 2025
By Brad J. Guigar
Panel 1
(Close-up of a passionate kiss between Lightning Lady and Angus the Minotaur.)
Panel 2
Angus: You've been pretty serious about taking things slow. What's going on here?
Panel 3
(Lightning Lady steps back seductively while Angus, in a green kilt, begins to lose his balance)
Lightning Lady: I dunno… Maybe it’s time we took things… faster.
(Sound effect: "trip")
Panel 4
(Angus trips and falls backward dramatically)
(Sound effect: "WHUMP")
Angus: I’m sorry. You have me a little off-kilter.
Panel 5
(Close-up of Angus on the ground, looking dazed)
(Lightning Lady stands confidently.)
Lightning Lady: Speaking of off-kilts… I might need to take that slow…
As a public service announcement, I’m reminding you to set your clocks back an hour Sunday night if you live n an area that observes Daylight Savings Time.
And if that isn’t bad enough, check out these Daylight Savings Time cartoons I did for The Repository (Canton, Ohio) back in the early nineties. If the thumbnails don’t hurt your eyes enough, click on each for a larger, more readable version.
If anybody wonders what I mean by “it’s hard to get worse at something you do every day” need only look at these. 🙂
