The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
Congratulations to Aaron Hamlett and Jonathan Fletcher, the only two henchmen (out of over 350 participants) to correctly guess the brackets for the tournament contest.
I know I said I was going to choose one at random, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. So I’m doing an Artist Edition Volume Four for each.
And to celebrate this amazingly well-supported contest, for the next 24 hours, I’m taking 20% off the price of the Volume Four book to $15 (down from $20) — with the Artist Edition reduced to $25. The reduced pricing applies to all of the value packs, too… like the 4-book value packs and the Super Value pack, which offers Artist Editions of all four books.
Go to the Evil Inc store now and check out the reduced prices!
The sale is over. Thanks to everyone who participated!
