This morning, I posted the first reward for my Patreon backers — a set of digital wallpapers for desktops and mobile devices. In October, I was happy to announce that I had post more than one Patreon exclusive for every weekday in the month, and I mentioned that my goal was to keep up that pace — if not top it — in November.
So I’m super-proud to share with you my Patreon-by-the-numbers for November. Last month, I uploaded 29 posts for my Patreon backers. Forget weekdays… that’s practically one post for every day of the month!
6 Evil Inc previews
5 Pin-ups
4 NSFW illustrations
4 NSFW sketches
3 full-page Evil Inc After Dark episodes (NSFW)
1 chance to get Evil Inc original art
2 Bonus cartoons
1 Desktop/mobile wallpaper
1 Uncensored Courting Disaster (NSFW)
1 Discount code for the 2016 Evil Inc pin-up calendar ($9.99, down from $19.99)
1 Arch Bros preview
If you’re thinking about joining our group to get access to all of that great stuff, it’s a great time to join right now! Evil Inc After Dark has turned into an amazing thing — full-page stories, many of which link together into a larger narrative… and no limits.
If you liked Courting Disaster, you’re going to love seeing what I can do when the gloves come off. (And the gloves are just for starters…) If you miss the comment section on the main site, this is also a chance to have discussion with other Evil Inc fans. The chat function in Patreon updates immediately, so if I’m around (and I usually am), we can even talk in real time.
In short, Patreon is where it’s all happening. You’re missing out on a ton of great stuff if you’re not there. [video width="1080" height="1080" mp4="https://www.evil-inc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/The-Night-Before-Christmas-—-an-Evil-Inc-parody.mp4"][/video]
The Night Before Christmas
’Twas the night before Christmas, and on Evil Inc's floor, not a villain was scheming; the place was a snore. The henchfolk were nestled in cubicles snug, While Muskiday tinkered with his latest drug.
The boardroom was quiet, the monitors dim; even Desdemona’s laughter had grown rather slim. With Cassie at home, sipping holiday punch, no plots were afoot—just a late work-night crunch.
When out on the rooftop there arose such a clatter, Lightning Lady dashed out to see what was the matter. She zipped up in a flash, through the stormy night air, to find Cap’n Heroic tangled in a reindeer snare.
“What are you doing?” she snapped, oh-so icy. “I’m saving Christmas!” he said, rather dicey. “Santa’s sleigh lost a turbine—he’s in quite a fix! And I thought you villains could pull some of your tricks!”
The staff gathered 'round, from sinister to sweet, for a moment the Captain thought he was beat. “Fix Santa’s sleigh?” they all laughed, disbelieving But the thought of no presents? That brought on some grieving.
“Fine,” growled Catnip, “but don’t get it twisted. We’ll save Christmas tonight, if we're not Naughty Listed.” Desdemona chimed in, her smile sly and knowing, “And perhaps Santa’ll repay us with gadgets worth showing.”
So Muskiday welded and tinkered and drilled, Lightning Lady charged the sleigh 'til it trilled. ’Dragon and Surgat tied down the gear, and Jeremy scrambled to coax them with beer.
Soon the sleigh was aloft, with Santa’s thanks hearty, “To villains I owe this miraculous party!” He gave them a wink and a nod of pure glee, then he soared through the sky, shouting, “Thanks… legally!”
The scoundrels all grinned as they watched him take flight, they shared a rare moment of doing what’s right. Miss Match raised her glass and said with delight, “To scheming tomorrow… but for now, a good night!”
