The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
Here’s a peek at a sultry Desdemona in a NSFW comics commissions
for my Patreon backers! Lightning Lady (below) was the first commission of the month. Supporters at the $10/month level and higher get access to the full versions of these commissions along with the no-holds-barred action of Evil Inc After Dark (previewed at the very bottom), which features your favorite Evil Inc characters in full-page hijinks.
In October, there was more than one exclusive-content post for every weekday in the month. And I’m right on track to exceed that in November. If you’re curious,
join now, and see what you’ve been missing. You’ll get access to all of the stuff I’ve been posting since launching on Patreon — plus all of the great stuff I have coming up!
