Chapter 16 | Page 8b: Off Kilter

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 20, 2025

By Brad J. Guigar

Panel 1

(Close-up of a passionate kiss between Lightning Lady and Angus the Minotaur.)

Panel 2
Angus: You've been pretty serious about taking things slow. What's going on here?

Panel 3

(Lightning Lady steps back seductively while Angus, in a green kilt, begins to lose his balance)
Lightning Lady: I dunno… Maybe it’s time we took things… faster.

(Sound effect: "trip")

Panel 4

(Angus trips and falls backward dramatically)
(Sound effect: "WHUMP")

Angus: I’m sorry. You have me a little off-kilter.

Panel 5

(Close-up of Angus on the ground, looking dazed)
(Lightning Lady stands confidently.)
Lightning Lady: Speaking of off-kilts… I might need to take that slow…

Courting Disaster: Nov. 2, 2007

Courting Disaster, my weekly comic about sex, love, and relationships updates every Friday. You’ll laugh your pants off.

This week’s question:

Q: My boyfriend and I have been having some problems lately and he’s been seeing a therapist lately. He recently came back from a session and said that he’s been talking with his shrink about how we got serious too fast. He wants to have a “courtship period” where we go on dates and don’t sleep together. He thinks this help him know if our relationship has marriage potential. I think this is ridiculous. We’ve been dating for over a year and have been having sex that whole time. Do you think we’re taking a step backwards?

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