Chapter 16 | Page 8a: Special delivery

Posted on March 18, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 18, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar

[Panel 1]
(Caption: A few nights later, Angus checks in with his employer, the Lethal Librarian.)
Angus: Yes, ma’am, I’m nearly finished stocking the safehouse.

[Panel 2]
Angus (on the phone): You didn’t warn me about Mrs. Elliot. She thinks I’m a cow!
She keeps insisting I leave quarts of milk on her front stoop.

[Panel 3]
(Close-up of the Lethal Librarian on the phone, looking incredulous.)
Lethal Librarian: That’s ridiculous! You don’t have udders!

[Panel 4]
(Caption: "There was only one way to make her stop.")
(Angus is seen sneaking up Mrs. Elliot’s stairs at night, placing bottles of white liquid on her doorstep.)

[Panel 5]
(Lethal Librarian, shocked on the phone.)
Lethal Librarian: Great Gutenberg’s ghost! You didn’t!
Angus: I didn’t… but I’m putting her dairy bill on your account.
(Angus is in the kitchen, pouring milk into bottles.)

[Panel 6]
(Sound effect: knock knock*)
Angus (on phone): I’ll call you back.
(He turns toward the door.)
Angus: Someone’s at the door.

[Panel 7]
(Angus answers the door to see Lightning Lady standing outside.)
Angus: LIGHTNING LADY!

Lightning Lady: You’ll never believe what your neighbor asked me to do…

Site Features

Posted on October 23, 2007 by Brad Guigar
As you may have noticed, Evil Inc is coming to you a little different these days.

I’ve moved to a new host (thanks for everyone who has taken the time to report site bugs, by the way), and this move has resulted in a whole host of new ways for you to enjoy and participate in Evil Inc.

Here are a few:

RSS feed:The RSS feed now includes blog posts and images. It’s really a great way to keep up with updated site content.

E-mail subscription: If you had already signed up for e-mail delivery, you’ll have to sign up again. This new e-mail subscription system is automated, arrives at the same time every day, and includes blog posts.

Forum: The forum has changed. I’ve moved off the Blank Label messageboard system. Right now, you don’t need to register to participate, but that may change. Click on the “Forum” link above to see the new look. The forum posts and the blog posts are both found here, so you can participate in both when you go there.

Social networking: Check out the row of cool new social networking buttons below the daily comic. You can now share this comic using: StumbleUpon, Reddit, Google, SlashDot, Digg, MyYahoo, Furl, or Del.icio.us. (P.S.: I’d really appreciate a little test-driving on these, please. Report any bugs to me so I can fix them!)

As before, Evil Inc has a MySpace Page and a Facebook Fan Club.

You can even share the evil goodness by sending an e-postcard.

Buying art: It’s now easier than ever to order prints and original art. Evil Inc has a cool, new storefront!