Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Posted on March 13, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Con Schedule

Posted on August 15, 2007 by Brad Guigar

2007-2008 Convention Schedule

Here’s a list of the conventions I’m planning to attend this year. I’ve also listed the conventions (in grey italics) that I’m considering, but haven’t committed to.

2007

Baltimore Comic Con: Sept. 8-9

SPXpo (Bethesda, Md): Oct. 12-13

PhilCon: Nov. 16-18

2008

Katsucon (Washington, D.C.): February 15-17 **Celebrating 8 years of daily cartooning**

New York Comic Con: April 18-20.

Emerald City Comic Con: May 10-11.

Wizard World Philadelphia: May 29 – June 1

CAPE (Texas): May

Wizard World Chicago: June 26-29

Comic Con: July

Baltimore Comic Con: Sept.

SPXpo (Bethesda, Md): Oct. 12-13

PhilCon: November

Wizard World Texas: November 7-9

Since my Eisner Award nomination was announced, I’ve been e-mailed the same question over and over: “When are you coming *here*?” The answer is: As soon as I get invited to a convention near your town. Write the promoters of your favorite comic con and let them know! And if you’re a convention promoter and/or if you help organize a comic convention please get in touch and we can discuss how to make that happen.