Phables: July 2, 2007

Phables

Ask anybody who lives in a big city and they’ll tell you. We like it when the police catch a drug dealer, but we’d love it if they’d lock up the cretin who refuses to clean up after his dog. In today’s Phable, we see what citations would read like if they were levied for everyday, quality-of-life offenses.

Due to popular request, I’ve made this one a downloadable PDF.