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Bermuda Triangle – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150210

Miss Match: How was your vacation?

Dr. Muskiday: Awful.

Miss Match: I heard you had a wreck in the Bermuda Triangle.

Dr. Muskiday: That’s what I told people, but it’s not quite true.

…I unsuccessfully attempted to seduce a woman in the town square.

Miss Match: So why didn’t you just say that?

Dr. Muskiday: No one wants to hear how I had a try in the Bermuda rectangle.