Money Talks
Money Talks – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150227
Dr. Muskiday: Waitaminit! When we needed help, we got someone who could barely communicate!
…But when I decided I might give you money…
Customer Service: I’m sorry for your inconvenience…
If communication is an issue, I could switch to one of six languages… with four distinct dialects in each.
Dr. Muskiday: All of that, and we only had to wait on hold for three-eighths of a second…
Customer Service: Oh dear… That’s triple the usual wait time.
Dr. Muskiday: Money talks…
Dr. Leondard: In about two-dozen dialects, no less…