Chapter 16 | Page 4b: Mean golden girls

Transcript

Panel 1

(Cassie Cruz speaking to Jeremy, who is standing in front of a board with pictures of various Evil Inc employees.)

Cassie Cruz: Jeremy, we have to find out who has been leaking information to the heroes before they pin it on me! The only nursing home capable of caring for my mother is contingent on my job here! — And even they have their hands full!

Panel 2

(A flashback scene shows Cassie narrating while Princess Charming, an elderly woman in a wheelchair, is interacting with another patient in the nursing home.)

Cassie Cruz (narrating): As a top-tier mind-controller with dementia, my mom keeps reliving the past — and pulling innocent people into her world!

Panel 3

(A flashback continues with an orderly, wearing a red shirt, standing near Princess Charming. Green energy surrounds them as the orderly appears to be in a trance.)

Cassie Cruz (narrating): Last week, an orderly forgot to turn on his neuro-dampener last week. Before anyone knew it, he was reenacting a battle between Mom and Hijinx.

Jeremy: Was Hijinx a hero she used to fight?

Panel 4

Cassie Cruz (narrating): Worse. It was a villain she had a rivalry with.

Princess Charming: I wish I could be like you. It must be so freeing not to stress over every little pound!

Panel 5

(Orderly is sitting on a couch, speaking with a therapist)

Cassie Cruz (narrating): The poor guy has been in counseling ever since!

Orderly: I mean… I thought I looked cute in bangs!

(Comic strip by Brad J. Guigar. © 2025. All rights reserved. Visit evil-inc.com)

WikiWatch: Day 2

The Evil Inc Un-Deletion Movement is off to a strong start! I can’t thank you guys enough for the support and the kind words. There is a very heated debate going on a Wiki over the subject as we speak.

One reader, TomXP411, provided a very useful suggestion:

The issue is notability. What we need is to find articles, reviews, or other commentary about Evil Inc. that is not related to or controlled by Guigar. I assume that printed works (newspaper or magazine articles) would be the most influential, but I also suppose that if hundreds of us posted to our blogs about this, it might make EI notable. Actually, that would make EI notable, wouldn’t it? The very act of making a stink over the deletion of the article would make the article notable to have it replaced.

Go forth and post to your blogs and news sites. In fact, if anyone can get something published in print form, that’s even better. Then come back here and post a link to your article. Then let’s use those as supporting evidence for notability. (make sure they’re permenant links, not something that will dissapear next week…)